DIVORCE AGREEMENT – Between the Left and Right

EDITORS NOTE: John F. Kennedy was the Last Great Democrat. He stood on the same moral ground with the Republicans. Today the Democratic Party has been thoroughly taken over by Marxist Radicals determined to incrementally delegitimize our Constitution right out of existence. Many Democrat leaders laugh at us when we call Obama a Socialist, but they fail to see the trend that he is quickly accelerating.

Our free-market economy is not a perpetual money machine; its wealth does not exceed the energy that is put into it. The source for its motive force is a combination of physical and mental labor. Our thinkers, or mental laborers, are the catalysts that solve problems of efficiency and imagines better products. Our builders, or physical laborers, move and shape earth into those products. But why, what is the purpose? What is the motivation? The answer is a better life, and the only way to achieve a better life is to make a profit. Real profit comes in many shapes and sizes. Profit can be defined as happiness manifested by a good, normal self-esteem earned through achievement and a sense of accomplishment that promotes mental health. It can also be defined by good physical health earned through exercise, good food and disciplined diet.  The most meaningful definition of profit is time spent, without stress or worry, with your family and friends at home or on vacation etc.

The more a person contributes to society and their community the more profit they deserve. The Left frequently misconstrues this motivation as greed. They are right, it is self-interested ‘constructive greed.’ But what it is not, is theft. Theft is also greed, but obviously a very ‘destructive greed.’ The Left is adept at theft. They devise ways to take from the successful using government under the guise of compassion to line their pockets with power and money. The one thing that is slowing them down from confiscating all our means of production in one fell swoop is our Constitution.

That is why I am posting this letter requesting a civil divorce. It is a proposal for a division of assets between the Left and the rest of U.S. Otherwise; we are headed for a civil war that neither side want and the Left will certainly lose.

I have thought about this idea many times and frequently fantasized about joining my comrades at Galt’s Gulch. This letter was written by a Law Student and is a follows: enjoy….


Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950’s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to… irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:

–Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

–We don’t like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.
–You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
–Since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.
–We’ll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel.
–You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O’Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.

–We’ll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.
–You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens.
–We’ll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO’s and rednecks.
–We’ll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.

–You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
–You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we’ll help provide them security.

–We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
–You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.

–We’ll keep the SUV’s, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.
–You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.
–We’ll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.
–We’ll keep “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” and “The National Anthem.”
–I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute “Imagine”, “Kum Ba Ya” or “We Are the World”.

–We’ll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

–Since it often so offends you, we’ll keep our history, our name, our flag and our Constitution.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, we’ll see you on the battlefield.

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